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Funny Lying Me Quotes & Sayings
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You cannot hide the truth from me I know what's in your heart, Greed and jealousy each equal, all your days now dark. Mighty mountains fall in dust the world falls into hell, Faith in lying prophets, no one to lift the spell.
Motorhead
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Language is political. That's why you and me, my Brother and Sister, that's why we supposed to choke our natural self into the weird, lying, barbarous, unreal, white speech and writing habits that the schools lay down like holy law.
June Jordan
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Sometimes I lie awake looking at the sky, seeing the stars as bright as your eyes, I'm waiting impatiently to hear your voice, if it was up to me there would be no choice, lying beside you is wear I would be, just to be in your arms is all I need.
Unknown
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I never see the whips ni...s be claimin they driving. I guess entertainment means blatantly lying. Fake it til you make it, Ive driven those toys. Been in the wars, in the streets, cops kickin in doors.
Nas
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I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
Unknown
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Those who are not aware of the real and limitless resources lying dormant within human life are deprived, and this self-deprivation is the cause of suffering.
Senora Roy
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The men who made the war were profuse in their praises of the man who kicked the P.M. out of his office and now degrades by his disloyal, dishonest and lying presence the greatest office in the State.
John Burns
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
Seann William Scott
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...�
Issac Asimov
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
Ash Sweeney
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Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.
Florenz Ziegfeld
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Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
Unknown
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
Cloris Leachman
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Cheating isn't always kissing, touching or flirting. if you gotta delete your text messages so your partner won't see them, you're already there.
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If Im in Los Angeles and I find a pile of clothes lying on the side of the street that someone plans to throw out, Ill take it. Im like a pirate on a treasure hunt. I think its way more creative. I love used clothes because they have a story to them.
Kesha
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Ballin is my hobby, damn homie going shoppin, Got 5 star with me a milli in the lobby, Took her to the room, she hit me with that line, She ain't that type of girl so I told her stop lying.
Yo Gotti
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I was half asleep lying there writing this lyric in my head at about 3:30 in the morning. I woke Steve up with this idea and then we went into the living room where there was a little upright piano and finished the song. I wonder where that piano is now?
Jim Capaldi
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Breaking up. It happens kind of suddenly. One minute, you're holding hands walking down the street, and the next minute, you're lying on the floor crying and all the good CDs are missing.
Kennedy Kasares
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