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Funny Matthew Perry Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
Matthew Perry
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Well, I was lucky enough to be involved in about 19 failures at an early age, so I'm realistic about the success I'm having and how quickly it can go away. What's important is to be smart about it.
Matthew Perry
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After I got my first laugh on stage, I was hooked.
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After I got my first laugh on stage, I was hooked.
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If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.
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As an actor, being on autopilot is the worst thing possible.
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I got sober because I was worried I was going to die next year.
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If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.
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Everything is just falling into place for me right now. I just turned 30, which I thought I was going to be bummed about, but I'm not.
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I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not.
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
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I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
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9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just plane wrong.
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I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.
Matthew Perry
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I learned to fall down early in life...I was like six because I realized it was a way to make girls laugh.
Matthew Perry
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The funniest thing is when somebody says "Look I've no idea who you are but my friend said you are on a show and I just wanted to introduce myself" you know that they are lying! Those people can just get out of my way.
Matthew Perry
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