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Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that
Martin Luther King Jr
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The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
Unknown
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Because of the dyslexia I always thought I had to work twice as hard as everyone else just to go the same distance. And I think that gave me a real kick as a kid and a lot of fight and a lot of drive later on, like when I broke my back. And now, whenever I prepare for a meeting I am always over prepared. So for the Lord Of The Rings audition, for example, I really prepared it thoroughly. In one sense, I guess that I'm grateful; it gave me that drive, and so far it's paid off.
Orlando Bloom
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice weve always had: work or prison.
Unknown
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Coast to coast the high seas echo it's not you it's me If the wind were down, I could drive the boat with my sighs I could drive the boat... if the wind... were down.
Chiodos
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The men were all scumbags, but the whole point of the film is to show the development of that. Each guy is going in there to have a good time. By and large, these men are career men, family men, and you just see the deterioration of them.
Taylor Dane
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Revolutions are brought about by men, by men who think as men of action and act as men of thought.
Kwame Nkrumah
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It's not you, it's my horrible choice in men.
Unknown
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Men are like...Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
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I like smart, funny, self-deprecating men.
Jules Asner
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In this very real world, good doesn't drive out evil. Evil doesn't drive out good. But the energetic displaces the passive.
William Bernbach
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Men are passionate, men are weak, men are stupid, men are pitiful; to bring to bear on them anything so tremendous as the wrath of God seems strangely inept
William Somerset Maugham
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For these men, s.. is about power and identity and self worth and status. Women exist to reward men with pu...; we have no right to deny worthy men our bodies. We're barely human, and need men to awaken our s..uality.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky taught his son how to drive? Well anyway, Brasky taught his son how to drive by entering him into the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Brasky said, It would have happened sometime.
Bill Brasky
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.
Hedy Lamarr
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Good men and bad men differ radically. Bad men never appreciate kindness shown them, but wise men appreciate and are grateful. Wise men try to express their appreciation and gratitude by some return of kindness, not only to their benefactor, but to e
Buddha
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I've slept with enough married men to know that matrimony is not for me.
Unknown
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Men are like...Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
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