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Funny Men Drive Quotes & Sayings
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Woman are carzy. Men are stupid. Women are crazy because men are stupid.
Unknown
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I poop in the backyard. Well, we recycle. We have solar energy. I drive an electric car. I wear disposable diapers. I don't know. That's a lot. We try to set an example. Unfortunately, you have to have the means to be green. That's what has to change in this world. It should be cheaper to be green. I can afford to put solar energy in and I can afford to drive an electric car because I can also have a gas car if I need to drive more than eighty miles in a day. So that's too bad.
David Duchovny
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Sometimes men are scared of me. You become a kind of an icon on television, and people are a little bit unsure, careful. It's funny.
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When we're touring America or Europe, we use our own plane and a great advantage of that is it cuts out an awful lot of time checking in. You literally drive up to the plane, get on and then drive off at the other end.
Phil Collins
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Look for intelligence and judgment and, most critically, a capacity to anticipate, to see around corners. Also look for loyalty, integrity, a high energy drive, a balanced ego and the drive to get things done.
Colin Powell
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Women are like iPhones: You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries: Rub one ball and everything moves.
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Why do women live longer than men? Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bills does.
Nishan Panwar
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I like my men like I like my tea: hot and strong!
Unknown
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Stretch out your legs, let me make you bawl. Drive you insane, drive you up the wall. Starin' at your dome-piece, very strong. Stronger than cries, stronger than Teflon.
A Tribe Called Quest
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I was an economics major in college, and every summer after school, I would drive my car from California, from Claremont men's college at the time, to New York. And I worked on Wall Street.
Henry Kravis
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Drive thy business, let not that drive thee.
Benjamin Franklin
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All restaurants are drive-thru if you drive hard enough.
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Why does a person even get up in the morning? You have breakfast, you floss your teeth so you'll have healthy gums in your old age, and then you get in your car and drive down I-10 and die. Life is so stupid I can't stand it.
Barbara Kingsolver
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Men of age object too much, consult too long, adventure too little, repent too soon, and seldom drive business home to the full period, but content themselves with a mediocrity of success.
Dale Carnegie
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Men are like puppies, adorable, then you take them home and they crap over everything you ever treasured.
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I lie awake, I drive myself crazy, Drive myself crazy, Thinking of you,,,
Nsync
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I just don't like to drive. I'm not a bad driver, I just don't like to drive.
Tracey Gold
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That was my dream, to drive for Ferrari, but I am not a kid any more. If Ferrari is the best team and if I get the chance to drive for Ferrari, it would be with pleasure.
Jean Alesi
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Five days a week I drive from our home to the Episcopal Cathedral Center of Los Angeles where I have an office, my computer, and a wonderful sense of community - especially nurtured by the presence of several younger gay men and women who are good friends.
Malcolm Boyd
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Men look at women's behinds and go: what an ass! Women look at men faces and go: what an ass!
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