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Funny Middle Agee Quotes & Sayings
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People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
Unknown
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Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.
Lillian Carter
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Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
Franklin Pierce Adams
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Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
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As the middle begins to feel safe enough to accept some of the so-called radical thinking, ideas move to the middle and a new edge is created.
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Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
Bill Vaughn
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Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it in until the morning.
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Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
E Joseph Cossman
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It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and the Cross of the Legion of Honor.
Andre Gide
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People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.
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I think the Democratic Party has picked a lot of the wrong candidates, the kind that Middle America, or people who are more down the middle and more rational, can't side with. I think that's been the problem.
Glenn Danzig
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Sometimes there are no words to describe how we feel about some people. Thank God, He gave us the middle finger.
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If you play it straight it's funny, the best comedy is always played straight down the middle. The adjustment is understanding from the screenplay that a moment is hilarious.
Tom Hiddleston
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Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil!
Golda Meir
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Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you
Ogden Nash
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Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you
Ogden Nash
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Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending.
Anne Bradstreet
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Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.
Doris Day
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In middle age we are apt to reach the horrifying conclusion that all sorrow, all pain, all passionate regret and loss and bitter disillusionment are self-made.
Kathleen Norris
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One of the strengths of our nation has always been a strong middle class who could afford their own homes and send their children to school.
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