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Funny Middle Agee Quotes & Sayings
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The issues that matter to me are the social safety nets for people, health care, middle-class concerns. We need to take care of the middle class and the poor in our country.
Tim McGraw
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Cultural dominance of middle-class norms prevail in middle-class schools with a teacher teaching toward those standards and with students striving to maintain those standards.
James S Coleman
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Of all the barbarous middle ages, that which is most barbarous is the middle age of man! it is - I really scarce know what; but when we hover between fool and sage, and don't know justly what we would be at - a period something like a printed page, b.
Lord Byron
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For globalization to work for America, it must work for working people. We should measure the success of our economy by the breadth of our middle class, and the scope of opportunity offered to the poorest child to climb into that middle class.
John J Sweeney
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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One of the pleasures of middle age is find out that one WAS right,and that one was much righter than one knew at say 17 or 23.
Unknown
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Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.
Doris Day
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That's why independent studies looking at this said the only way to meet Governor Romney's pledge of not reducing the deficit or...or...or not adding to the deficit is by burdening middle-class families. The average middle-class family with children would pay about $2,000 more.
Barack Obama
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
Doris Day
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Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.
Francis Bacon
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Morality is only for the middle class, sweet. The lower class can't afford it, and the upper classes have entirely too much leisure time to fill.
Lisa Kleypas
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No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American middle class.
HL Mencken
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They cannot divide us by saying that you're middle class or you're lower class.
H Rap Brown
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There are two barriers that often prevent communication between the young and their elders. The first is middle-aged forgetfulness of the fact that they themselves are no longer young. The second is youthful ignorance of the fact that the middle aged are still alive.
Jessamyn West
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Man, I just knew. When I was in middle school I always used to love listening to rap. The first [song] my pops bought me was U.T.F.Os Roxanne, Roxanne. So ever since I was about five or six years old, I just liked listening to it. Then, when I was about eight or nine, I kinda started doing it for friends in middle school. They liked hearing it.
Ludacris
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First you must find... another shrubbery! (dramatic chord) Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle. ("A path! A path!") Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest... with... a herring!
Monty Python
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Pope Benedict on Friday began his first trip to the Middle East in hopes that the Catholic Church can play a role in the region's peace process. And because it's the Middle East, he traveled in the official pope mobile inside another pope mobile.
Seth Meyers
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I really had a rough time in middle school. Middle school to me was the way most people explain high school. Then in high school I had a blast. I basically did everything that you would do in high school or in college, so it really wasn't a difficult thing to pull out.
Hayden Panettiere
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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