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Funny Morning Facebook Statusirls Quotes & Sayings
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Every morning I long to hold you, I need you, I want you, I love your warmth... your smell, your taste... Ohhh coffee I love you. Good Morning!
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
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In the morning a man walks with his whole body in the evening, only with his legs.
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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
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It ain't as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.
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Morning texts, I like that shit.
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I believe there should be a better way to start each day...instead of waking up every morning...
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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In today's world, the key to success is to delete your Facebook account!
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What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good on this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?
JRR Tolkien
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I come to the office each morning and stay for long hours doing what has to be done to the best of my ability. And when you've done the best you can, you can't do any better.
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Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."
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The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert.
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What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got fat.
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Before Facebook, I had told maybe six people Happy Birthday, ever.
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