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Funny Mother Daug Quotes & Sayings
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My father knew the charming side of my mother, and my mother thought that he was attentive and pleasant and was an architect, which was a respectable profession, but I don't think that they actually got to know one another deeply.
Christopher Durang
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To be a mother is by no means second class. Men may have the authority in the home, but the women have the influence. The mother, more than the father, is the one who molds and shapes those little lives from day one.
John Macarthur
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I would have gone home to my mother, but I'm not that crazy about my mother.
Cher
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A mother who is really a mother is never free.
Honore De Balzac
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A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can tan take.
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Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.
Harold Coffin
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I am a mother and wife outside of my acting. So a day as Stacey dash is the same as the next wife/mother. I spend time with my son and daughter as well as my husband. I just enjoy spending time with them. I mean ,we grocery shop,I take my daughter to dance class, I do what every devoted mother/wife does
Stacey Dash
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There are a lot of sacrifices a mother makes when she's raising a child by herself. I saw it when I was growing up, watching all my mother did for me. But it wasn't until recently that I fully understood the price she paid because of how we had to struggle.
Christina Applegate
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Let's set aside time this Mother's Day to mock the disintegrating s.. lives of our friends with children.
Unknown
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My Mother's Day gift to you is not deleting the embarrassing comments you make on my Facebook Wall.
Unknown
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I demand for the unmarried mother, as a sacred channel of life, the same reverence and respect as for the married mother; for Maternity is a cosmic thing and once it has come to pass, our conversation must not be permitted to blaspheme it.
Ben Lindsey
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I would love to beat the face, of any mother fu..er that's thinkin' they can change me. White knuckles grip pushing through for the gold, if you're wantin' a piece of me I broke the mother fu..in' mold.
Mudvayne
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We fly to thy patronage, O holy Mother of God; Despise not our petitions in our necessities, but deliver us always from all dangers, O glorious and blessed Virgin. Amen.
Unknown
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who expects to be treated like a queen on this and every other day.
Unknown
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Mother's Day. The backbone of every family, who knows what you need even before you asked or wished, who's ready to make food for you no matter what's the time, the best medium of communication between you and your father, At your worst time who cried all night and take care of yours And make you believe that nothing will happen to you, the only women who's food you never complain and fed of, even you got the same meal every day, In this cruel world, Being a mother is the only role no one hates or neglect, no matter she exists or not, we all know we are nothing without her love and sacrifices,according to me it's the God best avatar ever had and ever will. Happy Mother's day to all wonderful mother's out there.
Nishan Panwar
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When you coming home Thats a text from my wife. I told her, run a bubble bath and float in that mother***er like a hovercraft and soak in that mother***er til I call you back. I mean who says sh*t like that, and doesnt laugh?
Kanye West
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Well ironically my last three roles have all been a mother. One was a Canadian film where the baby was taken away because she is a drug addict, in Irish Jam I play a mother to a four year old. I think in the future I'll be able to handle the role with a lot more depth.
Anna Friel
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My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her.
George Washington
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Being a Mother is a gift from God, a special gift that God puts into all Moms, a gift to love their kids and protect them even if it meant putting their own life at risk to make sure that there is no danger against their kid's! It is a trust from our Heavenly Father that he puts into every Mother, to look after his own's kids while they live on this earth!
Glen Rambharack
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Every man sees his second mother in his wife but every woman sees her first child in her husband.
Ritu Ghatourey
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