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Funny Mother Daughtr J Quotes & Sayings
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I hope your Mother's Day is more pleasant than labor was.
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I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
Paula Poundstone
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Father's Day reminds me how much I love my mother.
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I'm sorry that your cats don't understand what Mother's Day is.
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Happy Mother's Day, even though I pretty much raised myself.
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Happy Accidental Mother's Day.
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Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g douche!
Hank Moody
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Sorry having lesbian moms means you have to buy two Mother's Day presents.
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If a marathon was easy, it would be called your mother.
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Happy Mothers Day to the mother's to be, the mother's that are, the father's who are mother's and the mother's no longer with us.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who carried me for 9 months physically and for 29 years financially.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone whose maternity clothes were much less embarrassing than Kim Kardashian's are.
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There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable diseases and his mother's age.
Benjamin Spock
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My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton
Chic Murray
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I knew my mother had it in for me from a young age. My bath toys were an electric toaster and hair-dryer.
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Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
Jay Leno
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The moment a child is born, The mother is also born. She never existed before. The women existed, But the mother, Never. A mother is something absolutely New!
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I'm Blessed to have a mother,who loves her children more then herself...Hope I can find someone like her to be with for the rest of my life..That's called unconditional Love.
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