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Such is the nature of men, that howsoever they may acknowledge many others to be more witty, or more eloquent, or more learned; yet they will hardly believe there be many so wise as themselves.
Thomas Hobbes
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Huddled in dirt the reasoning engine lies who was so proud, so witty, so wise.
John Wilman
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Though lust do masque in ne'er so strange disguise she's oft found witty, but is never wise.
John Webster
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Nowadays three witty turns of phrase and a lie make a writer.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
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A witty statesman said, you might prove anything by figures.
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Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
William Shakespeare
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One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.
Jane Austen
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Conquered people tend to be witty.
Saul Bellow
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A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a witty person, but a pebble in the hands of a fool.
Unknown
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A large nose is the mark of a witty, courteous, affable, generous and liberal man.
Cyrano De Bergerac
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Many a witty inspiration is like the surprising reunion of befriended thoughts after a long separation.
Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
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Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood.
William Shakespeare
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Wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
Victoria Beryl Zelinski
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Females : they hate it when you ask their age, but they'll kill you if you forget their birthday.
Jason Fundora
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If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're...you're...booty call!
Mustache Man
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Im Kail, I was given a girls name when I was a baby because my parents are idiots.
Unknown
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Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
Dale Carnegie
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Silence in love betrays more woe - Than words though ne'er so witty; A beggar that is dumb, you know, may challenge double pity.
Walter Raleigh
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There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature; the malice of a good thing is the barb that makes it stick.
Richard Brinsley Sheridan
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Everything deep is also simple and can be reproduced simply as long as its reference to the whole truth is maintained. But what matters is not what is witty but what is true.
Albert Schweitzer
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