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Funny New Year Resolution Quotes & Sayings
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The new year will be like the old one if you keep on doing the same old things.
Jean-Paul Malfatti
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My resolution this Jewish New Year is to try and care that it's the Jewish New Year.
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I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on the ones from last year.
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My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013, which I should have done in 2012, because I promised them in 2011 and planned them in 2010.
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Every year you make a resolution to change yourself. This year make a resolution to BE yourself!
Abhishek Tiwari
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I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions.
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I do not make new year's resolutions. The only thing I do in excess is be awesome, I'm not going to stop that in 2012.
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My new year's resolution is to learn how to keep my old promises before making new ones. Happy New Year!
Terry Mark
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Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
Mark Twain
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I always thought by 2013 we would have flying cars. Instead, we have blankets with sleeves.
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New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
James Agate
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There actually is no need for a New Years Resolution. If someone really wants to change themselves, it shouldnt take the beginning of a new year as motivation to do so. It should be done willingly. This is just one of the many lies that people tell themselves, in order to give themselves the illusion of change.
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One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things.
John Burroughs
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A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
Sofia Palermo
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This coming year is another opportunity for you to complete all the resolution you made last year because it's never too late to complete the things that remain undone.
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I will stop peeping into my boyfriend's female friends profile on facebook.
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I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.
Tucker Carlson
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Your annual booze-fueled New Year's Eve spectacle will surely inspire us all to drink less in 2014.
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Lets attend an opulent New Year's Eve party so we can briefly ignore the horror of our impending poverty.
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Seeing the irresponsibly dangerous stunts in the Spider-Man musical has prepared me for your New Year's behavior.
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