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Funny New Year Resolution Quotes & Sayings
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New Year is another opportunity to right the wrongs of last year. It is another chance to live an improved version of what we were last year. Be honest with your resolutions. Wish you a successful year ahead.
Terry Mark
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Things that go on at Happy Times are very funny this year, and if you were watching last year, some of the people you saw then as basically extras emerge as real characters in their own right this season, at least to some degree.
Ellen Muth
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Watch your back today, guys. 20 year old chicks born on leap day are really only 5.
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It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it?
Steve Hackett
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
Unknown
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Celebrating the Jewish New Year is like celebrating the regular New Year except we blow into a ram's horn and have the exact opposite of fun.
Unknown
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If I studied the way I do during finals week all year long, I would be a freaking genius.
Unknown
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Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Happy Leap Day! I have an 84-year-old friend who is celebrating his 21st birthday today. He can finally drink alcohol legally!
Unknown
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May the coming New Year take away all the pain and unhappiness you may have in your life and shower you with love, peace and joy. I am praying for you to have a prosperous and blessed New Year. God Bless You and keep you safe.
David Kreger
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Tomorrow is the first blank page of 365 page of book. So write a good one.
Brad Paisley
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Another year has passed, another year has come. I wish for you, that with every year you touch all your dreams. May God pour love and care on you. Happy New Year.
Unknown
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It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back, everything's different.
Ritu Ghatourey
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Today is a leap year and women are supposed to pluck up some courage and propose to their man! Guys will be avoiding their woman today.
Unknown
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Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
Johnny Carson
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You made your New Years Resolution because accomplishing it will make you happy. Always remember how happy you'll be and don't give up on it.
Sonya Parker
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Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.
Brooks Atkinson
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Much joy to you in the up coming year. May the warmest wishes, happy thoughts and friendly greetings come at New Year and stay with you all the year through.
Unknown
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Year after year, President Bush has broken his campaign promises on college aid. And year after year, the Republican leadership in Congress has let him do it.
Sherrod Brown
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