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Funny New Years Reolution Quotes & Sayings
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...�
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
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Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.
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When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
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It makes me forget that I'm not going to be a major star and lead female in films whether it was 20 years ago, 10 years ago, five or in the future.
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Hollywood will accept actresses playing ten years older, but actors can play ten years younger.
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It is said God could not be everywhere and that's why he made parents. Take care of the little gift given to you by God. The next few years are going to be the best years of your life. Congratulations and Happy Parenting!
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Everybody has difficult years but sometimes they end up being the greatest years of your life, if you survive them.
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My biggest worry is I'm running out of time and energy. Thirty years ago I thought 10 years was a really long time.
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Rio in four years; I've got more inspiration in the last two, three weeks. I'm sure I'm going to get more in the Paralympics in the next coming weeks, so by the end of this season, I'm going to take a month off, and then the next four years is going to be good.
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Cinema has only been around for about 100 years. Has all of the world's violence towards women taken place only within the past 100 years?
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New Years Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
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I've been playing 16 or 17 year-olds for quite a few years, everyone does that. Hopefully I'll be playing that age for a few years. This is way more fun than high school.
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