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Funny Night Shiftht Shift Quotes & Sayings
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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even a...SORRY.
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Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all night... without the satisfaction.
Lynn Johnston
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Exams don't test what you know. They test how well you can study the night before.
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I love facebook because it helps me remember what I did the night before when I blacked out.
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I'm glad we'll have a night to rehearse getting blind drunk for the actual wedding reception
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Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
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It's Halloween and hopefully you people that partied last night didn't wake next to something scary this morning.
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The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night.
Otto Von Bismarck
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My boyfriend's name is sleep and I get some every night.
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The world is poised on the cusp of an economic and cultural shift as dramatic as that of the Industrial Revolution.
Steven Levy
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Our passion and principals are constantly in a frenzy, but begin to shift and waver, as we return to reason.
Laurence Sterne
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The areas of consensus shift unbelievably fast; the bubbles of certainty are constantly exploding.
Rem Koolhaas
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The moment you shift the conversation to God ... you can pretend to know things you absolutely and obviously cannot know.
Sam Harris
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I love sketch comedy. My real goal is to do something with Albert Brooks. That would be my fantasy. I stay up night and day thinking up stuff he might find funny.
Illeana Douglas
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I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking.
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All you need to succeed with excellence. All you need for a great day. All you need for a better tomorrow, is a good sleep at night. A fresh mind, can conquer the world. I wish you a good night. Sleep well.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I love Halloween, it's the only night of the year I may end up getting drunk with Spider-Man and going home with a cheerleader.
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Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it in until the morning.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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