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Funny Of Selfish People Quotes & Sayings
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A self-centered life will have a tendency to confuse its selfish desire with God's will.
Santanu Mishra
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To be successful you have to be selfish, or else you never achieve. And once you get to your highest level, then you have to be unselfish. Stay reachable. Stay in touch. Don't isolate.
Michael Jordan
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In almost every marriage there is a selfish and an unselfish partner. A pattern is set up and soon becomes inflexible, of one person always making the demands and one person always giving way.
Iris Murdoch
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A woman asking Am I good? Am I satisfied? is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.
Barbara Cartland
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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If I had children, I would be very selfish. I wouldn't be out doing things. But by not having kids, it makes me freer to travel the world and talk about things I feel are important.
Linda Blair
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There is not a more mean, stupid, dastardly, pitiful, selfish, spiteful, envious, ungrateful animal than the Public. It is the greatest of cowards, for it is afraid of itself.
William Hazlitt
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I suppose that one of the reasons I wrote In Contempt was because of the money. After the trial I came to realize that there were things that I needed to do if I was to protect myself and my family, so there were some selfish reasons for it.
Christopher Darden
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I am suffering incessant temptations to uncharitable thoughts at present; one of those black moods in which nearly all one's friends seem to be selfish or even false. And how terrible that there should be even a kind of pleasure in thinking evil.
CS Lewis
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Humanity could only have survived and flourished if it held social and personal values that transcended the urges of the individual, embodying selfish desires - and these stem from the sense of a transcendent good.
Arthur Peacocke
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It's ten o'clock on a Wednesday and I know you're at home Driving up and down your street hoping that you come outside 'Cause I just went and bought the car that you wanted and I just need you to see me. Childish as it seems it'll make it all better. Selfish as it is this just ain't about you. Did me wrong everytime we were together and that's why I'm gonna stunt on you.
Drake
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I am suffering incessant temptations to uncharitable thoughts at present; one of those black moods in which nearly all one's friends seem to be selfish or even false. And how terrible that there should be even a kind of pleasure in thinking evil.
CS Lewis
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Comedy is so subjective. You could be in a room with 400 people laughing at a joke and you could just not think it's funny. You're just sitting there like, 'Am I in the twilight zone? Why is everyone laughing?' It's such a personal thing. People have such a personal visceral response to comedy.
Todd Phillips
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It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment!
Garth Brooks
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Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
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A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
Jerry Seinfield
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Saying something funny & a group of people next to you laugh & you think it's cuz of what you said, but realize it had nothing to do with you. Lol
Victoria Justice
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What was funny if you were there is that we were all immensely sophisticated people who knew exactly what she was going to say and we're chatting away, nice to see you.
Anthony Holden
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People are funny you don't even know about the shit that I been through. I just want some head in a comfortable bed, it could all be so simple.
Drake
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If the gods had intended for people to vote, they would have given us candidates
Howard Zinn
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