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Funny Of Selfish People Quotes & Sayings
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I don't feel like I would be a good mentor. I don't know what I have to offer in that respect. I do this for pretty selfish reasons.
Ryan Gosling
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To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
Gustave Flaubert
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After all, I don't see why I am always asking for private, individual, selfish miracles when every year there are miracles like white dogwood.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
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In marriage, a man becomes slack and selfish, and undergoes a fatty degeneration of his moral being.
Robert Louis Stevenson
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Ruin my life, the plans that I've made. Ruin desires for my own selfish gain. Destroy the idols that have taken your place.
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Exploitation is contagious for the selfish & self-inflated. Start a war, use the poor, watch our profits soar & soar.
Otep
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We mothers tend to give away a lot, We take care of a lot of people, and we cant forget to take care of ourselves. If that means once a week youre going to go off without the kidsand just go shoe shopping, well, thats me, because I love sho.. or get a facial even if your sister thinks thats selfish, or join a Zumba class, or take a painting class, or whatever, youve just got to do it. Its just two hours a week, for heavens sake. Im not different from any other mom who feels the need to go out there and work to provide the best for their kids. I ask myself, What would make me the best me to my kids? And thats being a happy, healthy individual who has a sense of fulfillment and can give them everything they need.
Jennifer Lopez
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
Unknown
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When you're in a relationship and you really love someone it can't always be about you, remember you have to give to receive.
Unknown
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Yes, I get jealous. Yes, I get possessive. Why? Because what's mine is MINE and sometimes I think someone might steal you away forever.
Unknown
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It is to be regretted that the rich and powerful too often bend the acts of government to their own selfish purposes.
Andrew Jackson
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Point me out the happy man and I will point you out either egotism, selfishness, evil or else an absolute ignorance.
Graham Greene
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Theres good weird people and bad weird people. Good weird people are funny but the bad weird people are the ones you see wearing capes around.
Unknown
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Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was.
Proverb
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A man's sentiments are generally just and right, while it is second selfish thought which makes him trim and adopt some other view. The best reforms are worked out when sentiment operates, as it does in women, with the indignation of righteousness.
Leland Stanford
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evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.
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Yet one more item is needed to complete success, and that is the rendering of service to others in the community. Without this the mere satisfaction of selfish desire does not reach the top notch.
Sir Robert Baden-powell
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No one is normal. There are just a lot of weird people with things in common.
Unknown
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Some people have cats and go on to lead normal lives.
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If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to.
Ron Livingston
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