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Funny On Your Facebook Statusd Twitter Bios Quotes & Sayings
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Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
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I once sneezed a beenie weenie through my nose. I also made a horse faint in Costa Rica.
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Currently working towards an MBA with an emphasis in fantasy football.
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You know the burnt-out college student in front of you in line at Target who was intermittently chuckling to herself? Nice to meet you, too.
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Currently starring in my own reality show titled, A Modern Cinderella; One Girls Search for Love and Sho...
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Ive learned I dont know anything. Have also learned that people will pay for what I know. Life is good.
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A human. Being.
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Im a Basset Hound aficionado with a mouth like a Syphilitic sailor.
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A man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his mystery.
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If you've recently followed me under the impression that I might tweet something funny, I've got some bad news for you...
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Writer and tequila drinker living in the heart of wine country. It's wine, people, not the ejaculate of Christ.
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I'm fairly sure that my cute next door neighbor thinks I'm a stalker. She wrote it on Facebook, Twitter and even in both of her diaries.
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There's no crying in Twitter, that's why you have a Facebook account.
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There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter, like watching TV, and taking naps!
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Social networking is like a club. Twitter is the dance floor, tumblr is the bar and facebook is the people crying in the toilets.
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Just a reminder that you dont have to tell Facebook or Twitter goodnight...you can just shut up.
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Where the hell am I, and how did I get here?
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Another papercut survivor.
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Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.
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Maybe I should rethink this, when I spelled it Blooging at first.
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