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Funny On Your Facebook Statusd Twitter Bios Quotes & Sayings
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They broke up. Here come the depressing Twitter & Facebook statuses.
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Mom and dad, it's okay that you're on Facebook, but please don't invade Twitter now.
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Lover of pork, runner...cause of all the pork.
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If Facebook is like dating, then Twitter is like a one night stand - it's fun while you're doing it, you finish in like 5 minutes, and you feel real cheap afterwards.
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Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's been doing all along...
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A man with a dream. A very simple dream, mostly involving nachos and beer, but a dream nonetheless.
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Facebook: Lying to people you know. Twitter: Be honest to people you don't know.
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If Twitter and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me.
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They want you to come to their self pity party, so they broadcast their discontent on Facebook and Twitter.
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I just got on Twitter because there was some MTV film blog that quoted me on something really innocuous that I supposedly said on Twitter before I was even on Twitter. So then I had to get on Twitter to say: 'This is me. I'm on Twitter. If there's somebody else saying that they're me on Twitter, they're not.'
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Dear Teacher. Please stop make us sleepy, we have no bed in class. Sincerely, students.
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Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason.
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I could tell you about myself, but then myself would have to kill me
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I am the internet.
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Im everything you're not...the bad stuff too. LOL
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Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people I already know.
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