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Funny Pants Quotes & Sayings
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I dont really like pants, man. I like tights. Im not really a pants person. I choose not to wear pants.
Taylor Momsen
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I love yoga pants. Not only are they comfortable, but they make my butt look great.
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I never wear pants in my life. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss wearing pants. For the first time in my life, I miss my pants.
Emily Procter
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It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?
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Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest!
Billy Madison
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I think I'm gonna need to change my pants. I'm just playin, I didn't come in my pants.
Danny Mcbride
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Please tell your pants it's rude to point.
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Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom.
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Those pants make your a.. look big.
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Getting my dragon was perhaps the biggest surprise. I was in Amsterdam and got a little crazy, dropping my pants at a tattoo parlour and woke up the next morning and saw this really funny dragon. Ive always wanted a dragon but this one had a funny blue tongue. To me a dragon is very much a woman, strong and elegant.
Angelina Jolie
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He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
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How much better would the world be if a liars pants really did catch on fire.
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If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
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I don't wear small sho.., or tight pants that squash your balls.
George Harrison
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I have a pet dog, he kisses like you, his breath is like yours, he pants like you. I love him dearly but I wouldn't want to marry him. Lets part before this goes any farther.
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A man in Arizona was arrested for stuffing snakes down his pants at a pet store. The good news is when he got to prison ten guys offered to stuff more snakes down his pants.
Jimmy Fallon
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If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity.
William Shatner
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Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
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I'd rather be in a relationship where no one wears the pants.
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Yoga pants should have a weight limit.
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