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Funny Pants Quotes & Sayings
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A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results.
Bennett Cerf
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He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.
Mickey Rivers
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Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin with no make-up on. That's when you're the prettiest, I hope that you don't take it wrong.
Drake
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Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin with no make-up on. That's when you're the prettiest, I hope that you don't take it wrong.
Drake
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Note to self: do NOT apply body moisturizer on your legs if you are going to be wearing leather pants that day.
Nicky Hilton
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No, I'm happy doing this. Five sweaters and a pair of dirty pants, you can make pretty good money.
McLean Stevenson
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Ran into a couple of bears on our last backpacking trip in the Sierra's. I'm surprised I didn't pee in my pants!
Unknown
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Schoolin' motherfu..ers, I'm their favorite subject. Broomstick in my pants, I'm 'bout to go witch hunting.
Lil Wayne
15 Likes
I've done the gay, over-the-top guy. I want to jump into another show where I wear pants for the majority of the time.
Jai Rodriguez
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If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
Theodore Roosevelt
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I'm a Trap Starr my pants saggin. Pistol Showin D-boy swaggin.
Tity Boi
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Lord please forgive me for my sinning, I ain't saying that I'm finished but I'm praying in advance Cause they way her eyes glance like they playing in my pants
J Cole
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I'd rather leave my house without pants than without my phone.
Hussein Nishah
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Oh, that character was light years away from me. I'm not debonair. I'm not suave. I did wear tight pants, though, because I found out that it worked.
Robert Conrad
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You so much as TOUCH kittys ass, and Ill put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
Eric Cartman
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we cut the legs off of our pants threw our sho.. into the ocean sit back and wave through the daylight.
Matt And Kim
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My sweater was sitting in my car in the sun all day, and when I just put it on, it felt like sauna pants for my shoulders.
Candace Bailey
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Being grounded is such a win/lose situation...i don't have to wear pants, but I also have resorted to talking to my stuffed animals so...
Unknown
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Don't matter what, dem nuff jewel mi wear. Caught me pants, it nuh have no tear.
Gregory Isaacs
3 Likes
Hey you got me in a trance, you take off yo pants. You pop on a handstand you got me sweating please pass me a fan, DAMN!
Waka Flocka Flame
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