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There is definitely something s..y about a girl with an attitude and a pair of leather pants.
Eliza Dushku
24 Likes
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I feel it was just a few years ago I was running around in short pants.
Aaron Neville
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We started making out and she took my pants off. But then I turned on the TV and that's about the time she walked away from me.
Blink 182
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Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.
Walter Winchell
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I've had enough with the earthquakes. My whole house shook and I came really close to peeing my pants.
Candace Bailey
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You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
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I love yoga pants. Not only are they comfortable, but they make my a.. look great.
Unknown
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
Jonathan Swift
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Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!
Unknown
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Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your a.. is out of this world.
Unknown
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Farmer Johnson does a little dance. Creeks on the rise, roll up your pants.
Luke Bryan
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Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.
Robin Williams
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Dear sweat pants and hoodies thank you for being there for me, sincerely s..y and I know it just to lazy to show it.
Unknown
23 Likes
Putting somebody else's pants on and pretending to be somebody else is occasionally, as you grow older, horrifying.
James Gandolfini
3 Likes
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Every ten years a man should give himself a good kick in the pants.
Edward Steichen
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I never claimed that I knew how to dance, but I'll get drunk, get high, and pull down my pants
Hollywood Undead
33 Likes
Sometimes people need a kick in the pants to get them to do what they would be doing if government weren't there as a perpetual parent.
Cal Thomas
3 Likes
That's a wonderful side effect of leather pants: when you pee yourself in them, they're more forgiving than jeans.
Slash
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Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.
Geraldo Rivera
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