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Funny Parent Kid Quotes & Sayings
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The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought.
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Funny how I want to skip class in order to study.
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There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
Kristen Chandler
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If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish. -Marlin
Finding Nemo
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The very existence of government at all, infers inequality. The citizen who is preferred to office becomes the superior to those who are not, so long as he is the repository of power, and the child inherits the wealth of the parent as a controlling law of society.
James F Cooper
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I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.
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Most of the time when people laugh at me...I'm not trying to be funny.
Donny Norris
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If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.
Larry David
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Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
Leslie Nielsen
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When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown.
Nora Dunn
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
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No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.
Rowan Atkinson
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It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get
Arnold Palmer
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A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
Ernest Hemingway
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Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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Life is but one continual course of instruction, The hand of the parent writes on the heart of the child the first faint characters which time deepens into strength so that nothing can efface them.
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I know it's a lot harder for women who don't have enough help, but the truth is, no matter how much money you have, if you want to stay involved with your children and don't want to lose being a primary parent to them, you're still in the game.
Patricia Richardson
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For me there are many ways to teach; it doesn't have to be at a university. I might be a teaching assistant for one more class, but right now I'm traveling so much and spending so much time being a single parent, that I don't have time for that anymore.
Greg Graffin
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It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
Adlai Stevenson
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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