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Funny Rap Comebacks Quotes & Sayings
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...�
Issac Asimov
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
Seann William Scott
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Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.
Florenz Ziegfeld
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
Cloris Leachman
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Shit happens and since I'm the shit I'm who it happen to.
Lil Wayne
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I was sort of a porter takin the next man's order. Breakin my back for a shack for headquarters? All my manpower for four bucks an hour. Took the time, I wrote rhymes in the shower.
Kool G Rap
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I'm a rap matic track addict and I'm back at it. Play me a beat with this heat, I'm a blap at it. The cat scated, when the mac spatted. You don't want to see me, punk get your hat flatted.
Mac Dre
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Say there's a white kid who lives in a nice home, goes to an all-white school, and is pretty much having everything handed to him on a platter - for him to pick up a rap tape is incredible to me, because what that's saying is that he's living a fantasy life of rebellion.
Eminem
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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad.
Unknown
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I'm fascinated by rap and by hip-hop. I think there's a lot of poetry in it. There's a lot of anger, a lot of social energy in it. And I think you'd better listen to it pretty carefully, 'cause it's important.
John F Kerry
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Times were changing. Clothes were changing. Morals were changing. We went from romantic loves songs like I used to do to rock 'n roll. Now that has changed to rap. So, there's always a new generation with new music.
Bobby Vinton
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But black people fall for that same argument, and they go around talking about law breakers. We did not make the laws in this country. We are neither morally nor legally confined to those laws. Those laws that keep them up, keep us down.
H Rap Brown
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Growing up, I was into that '90s grunge movement like Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam and Nirvana. I've gone through every phase, I'll be into country music for a while, or rap music. Now I'm just a snob, I only listen to smooth jazz and that's about it.
Mark Salling
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Aye cream cheese and a bagel. Have a glass of milk and an ego. I'm rockin pjs and no shirt. I smoke weed eat yogurt.
Mac Miller
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And even though I'm gainin' street fame, comin' from this rap game, lustful thinkin' and compulsive drinkin' is a normal thang. Some get erased and mis-placed, tryin' to win the race. Some try to hold on to they place, by smokin' wit' lace.
Pimp C
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One court date can turn an outlaw to an inmate but just stay, ship him upstate by the Great Lakes and than a-wait and wait and wait. Til he breaks, that's all it takes.
Kool G Rap
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When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics..
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Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
Matthew Perry
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I feel like I was the only person who was capable of making this type of music in this type of way. I don't rap like nobody, I don't try to sound like nobody.
Mos Def
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