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Funny Religious Jok Quotes & Sayings
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You may be lonely, poor, and cold, neglected by the children, forgotten by your friends, yet may have the glad Christmas joy in your heart as Paul had, shut up in prison cells at Rome!
John R Rice
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I suspect that worse dishonesty, and greater injustice, are to be found among the champions, lay and cleric, of religious opinion than in any other class.
George MacDonald
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Religious faith can help foster a truly global consciousness and restore the bonds between human hearts.
Senora Roy
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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Jay Leno
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No, you cant deny women their basic rights and pretend its about your religious freedom. If you dont like birth control, dont use it. Religious freedom doesnt mean you can force others to live by your own beliefs.
Barack Obama
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What other nations call religious toleration, we call religious rights. They are not exercised in virtue of governmental indulgence, but as rights, of which government cannot deprive any portion of citizens, however small.
Richard Mentor Johnson
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Righteousness does not mean perfect adherence to religious dogmas. It is literally a ''right'' or accurate perception of the Divine in us and of its influence on the soul. It is this influence, more than our deeds or behavior, that makes us righteous.
Carlton Pearson
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More and more people care about religious tolerance as fewer and fewer care about religion.
Alexander Chase
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We're nondenominational. I come from Northern Ireland, and we've had religious wars for years. I didn't want to create an illusion that my God is better than your God. So our show is a spiritual show, not a religious show.
Roma Downey
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The meeting of a Masonic Lodge is strictly a religious ceremony. The religious tenets of Masonry are few, simple, but fundamental. No lodge or Masonic assembly can be regularly opened or closed without prayer
T S Webb
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The earth has grown old with its burden of care But at Christmas it always is young, The heart of the jewel burns lustrous and fair And its soul full of music breaks the air, When the song of angels is sung.
Phillips Brooks
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For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son that whosoever believeth in Him shall have everlasting life. -John 3:16
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It is here, in the thing that happened at the first Christmas, that the most profound unfathomable depths of the Christian revelation lie. God became man; Nothing in fiction is so fantastic as this truth of the incarnation.
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Behold, the virgin shall conceive and bear a son, and they shall call his name Immanuel which means, God with us. -Matthew 1:23
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When the angels had left them and gone into heaven, the shepherds said to one another, 'Let's go to Bethlehem and see this thing that has happened, which the Lord has told us about.' -Luke 2:15-16
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For to us a child is born, to us a son is given; and the government shall be upon his shoulder, and his name shall be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.' -Isaiah 9:6-7
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Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men. -Luke 2:14
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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We venture to assert, that if there be any day in the year, of which we may be pretty sure that it was not the day on which the Savior was born, it is the 25th of December. Regarding not the day, let us, nevertheless, give thanks to God for the gift of His dear Son.
Charles Spurgeon
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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