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Funny Roses Are Red Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
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This is rather different from the receptions I used to get fifty years ago. They threw things at me then but they were not roses.
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We are like roses that have never bothered to bloom when we should have bloomed and it is as if the sun has become disgusted with waiting.
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I assume everything I do in life is gonna be a failure, and then if it turns up roses, then I'm psyched.
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While mantling on the maiden's cheek Young roses kindled into thought.
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If the power goes out, business stops... whether you sell roses or you're a big manufacturer.
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Avoid being impatient. Remember time brings roses.
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As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.
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If I had a rose 4 every time I thought of u, I'd b picking roses for a lifetime.
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The biggest tragedy in life is not letting someone know how you feel about them before it's too last...Give them roses while they can smell them.
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Days of wine and roses laugh and run away, like a child at play.
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
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The worker must have bread, but she must have roses, too. Help, you women of privilege, give her the ballot to fight with.
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A true poet does not bother to be poetical. Nor does a nursery gardener scent his roses.
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As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.
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I don't know what it is about you that closes and opens; only something in me understands the voice of your eyes is deeper than all the roses.
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This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all.
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
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Food, love, career, and mother, the four major guilt groups.
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Love is like a rainbow, where each color will flow. Red, of the heart that beats. Orange, funny and sweet. Yellow warm rays of sun. Green, having lots of fun. Blue waves of sky above. Purple, the color of love. With each color comes a nice smile, hearts are beating at a thousand miles.
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