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Funny Roses Are Red Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Send me dead flowers to my wedding and I won't forget to put roses on your grave.
The Rolling Stones
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There is nothing more difficult for a truly creative painter than to paint a rose, because before he can do so he has first to forget all the roses that were ever painted.
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Raindrops on roses and the girls in white dresses and sleeping with the roaches and they taking best guesses.
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On the outside, there's the star Youngins growing better mentally, behind bars Swelling and healing, from those past scars c11
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'Tis now the summer of your youth: time has not cropped the roses from your cheek, though sorrow long has washed them.
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And I will make thee beds of roses, And a thousand fragrant posies.
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Who's the new Ramones, who's the new Guns 'N Roses, who's the new Motley Crue, who's the new Black Sabbath? They're coming, they're on the street, they're 16, 17 years old.
Nikki Sixx
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At every step the child should be allowed to meet the real experience of life; the thorns should never be plucked from his roses.
Ellen Key
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There is nothing more difficult for a truly creative painter than to paint a rose, because before he can do so he has first to forget all the roses that were ever painted.
Henri Matisse
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When a man has been consistently battering his wife, he shouldn't expect a bouquet of roses from her the morning after he promises to stop.
Joe Slovo
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Betrayal is the only truth that sticks. Can anyone remember love? It's like trying to summon up the smell of roses in a cellar. You might see a rose, but never the perfume.
Arthur Miller
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If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be picking roses for a lifetime.
Dylan McNair
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Red, red wine, it's up to you. All I can do, I've done; but mem'ries won't go. No, mem'ries won't go.
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I think all this emphasis on sales is misguided. If you look at the Stone Roses or the Jam, you don't think about how many records they sold but what great music they made. That's what is?
Alex Turner
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Roses are dull, violets are crying, on the outside I'm happy... But on the inside I'm dying.
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This world that we're a' livin' in Is mighty hard to beat: Of course there's thorns in every rose, But ain't the roses sweet!
Sir Robert Baden-Powell
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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I think life is full of challenges and problems. I don't believe that anyone is perfect. We all make mistakes. It's not a bed of roses, and you have to work real hard at it.
Nigel Mansell
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If you stood in front of a mirror holding 11 roses; you will see 12 of the most beautiful things in this world.
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