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Funny Sarcastic Jokess Quotes & Sayings
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Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...
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9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just plane wrong.
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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
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You took my daughter's virginity! Sorry sir, it won't happen again...
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I dont hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
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I'm not single, I'm just wait for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek.
Tim Walters
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I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport.
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Another day at work...I'm having as much fun as a colorblind person playing twister.
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I speak 4 languages: English, Profanity, Sarcasm, and Real shit.
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People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but Im human, I dont date fish.
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If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.
Oscar Wilde
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Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??
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Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone. It's an iPhone.
Ritu Ghatourey
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They played a Chris Brown marathon on the radio station today. It was hit after hit.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
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Having a sarcastic conversation with yourself when people are ignoring you.
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Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back...So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.
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I hate people who say 'Age is just a number'...Age is clearly a word.
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Apparently twilight is so popular because teenagers can relate to it. Oh yeah I remember the time when I was a vampire.
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