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Oh sorry, I couldn't hear you over the imaginary s.. I was having with you in my head.
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Gay people: One man's junk is another man's treasure.
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I aspire to be the beautiful, together person my Facebook profile suggests I am.
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That uncomfortable moment when you're in the car and you look at the people in the car next to you. Then you realize they're already looking at you...
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I don't have a dirty mind. I have a s..y imagination.
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Don't have phone s... You might get hearing aids.
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I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at a floor and think, 'I'd so tap that.'
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Everyone always talks about the early bird. How about the early worm? How'd that work out for him?
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'I need a boyfriend', No, you WANT a boyfriend. You NEED water, cause you sound thirsty.
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I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fu.. up.
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Being such a good cook that even the fire alarm cheers you on.
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One of the scariest things ever is flushing a toilet & seeing the water coming up instead of going down.
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Boobs: Proof that men can pay attention to two things at once.
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Facebook event invites from people you barely know should really have a 'seriously?' option in the reply.
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I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them.
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I realized Facebook was a drug when I caught myself sneaking into the bathroom at work just to use it.
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