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Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
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I don't understand those couples that fight and then a minute later change their Facebook status to 'Single.' I fight with my parents but you dont see me change my status to 'Orphan.'
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When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you??
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Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face.
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You traded in your iPhone 4 for an extra half inch? Hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same.
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Welcome to 2012: Presidents are black, rappers are white, and asians play basketball.
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Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.
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Call Of Duty will really have a guy thinking about joining the army...then you realize how many times you died.
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Good choice putting $4,000 rims on your 1998 Honda Civic. That's like Betty White going out and getting her tits done.
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I hate when I'm wearing my Apple Bottom jeans and I can't find my boots with the furrrr.
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When I have children I am going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that like a Boss!
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Just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money!
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