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Funny Short Status For Whatsappeal Man Quotes & Sayings
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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Rumors. Well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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A blind man walks into a bar...and a table...and a chair.
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
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Call me Spider-man because I'm in love with Mary Jane.
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
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