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Funny Short Status For Whatsappeal Man Quotes & Sayings
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A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.
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Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
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Life is short, live it. Love is rare, grab it. Anger is bad, dump it. Fear is awful, face it. Memories are sweet, cherish it.
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When people say life is short. What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
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Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.
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In my society the Pizza Man gets to my house faster than the police!
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When you see a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the car is new or the wife is.
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What do you call a man with no body and just a nose? Nobody nose.
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
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A wise man once said... relationships are like jacking off.... no doubt, they're amazing.. but they always end in a mess.
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She's single because she refuses to change her relationship status for someone who falls short for what she deserves. Knowing her self value, she's chosen to preserve a spot in her heart for a real man, someone mature enough to understand that loyalty, commitment, and honesty is a priority and not an option...
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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
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Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
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Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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Allowing gay marriages isn't nearly the gayest thing about California.
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'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards...
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If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
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Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.
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The Miami Heat playing the San Antonio Spurs is the only way I could ever root for anything from Texas.
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