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Funny Short Status Status Quotes & Sayings
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I wish I could illegally download clothes...
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Everything is made in China. Except for babies. They are made in VaChina.
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Don't treat someone like an iphone if they treat you like a blackberry.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have boobs. It's really that simple.
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I don't make typos. I make new words.
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Just because you say Swag in every other sentence doesn't mean you have it.
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No. I am not lazy, I am just very protective of my seat.
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Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so take a look at your 3 best friends and if they are all OK, its you!
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I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent and now he'll never have any friends.
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They changed the name to 'Facebook' because 'Stalk My Ex' seemed a little too creepy.
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If my name was Mario I'd get into as many relationships as I can just so I could break up with them and say, 'It's not you, it's-a me! Mario.'
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I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at a floor and think, 'I'd so tap that.'
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Sisters always want back after giving, they never give and leave.
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I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
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I aspire to be the beautiful, together person my Facebook profile suggests I am.
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Everyone always talks about the early bird. How about the early worm? How'd that work out for him?
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I don't have a dirty mind. I have a s..y imagination.
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