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Funny Skinny Quotes & Sayings
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I swear, I don't mind being fat...Until we reach a mall. Then I wish I was skinny!
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Me: I'm fat. Society: Attention seeker! Me: I'm skinny. Society: Self obsessed!
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I was always told that I was too small, too skinny, too slow, not tough enough, and I never ever believed what people told me.
Joe Theismann
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When I see someone who is starved, they don't look alert. They don't have boundless energy. If you're too skinny, it looks like you're near death.
Kirstie Alley
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I used to be very shy. When I first started, I had to go to a casting, and I had to go in a bikini. I thought I was too skinny. But I went in and got the job! And that's how I started.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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I`m not as skinny as I used to be, thank God. I`d look very strange if I was. I`m slim. I eat healthily because that`s the way I prefer to eat and I`m sure it helps keep the weight off.
Twiggy
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Most girls feel like guys only want skinny 'hot' girls.
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Being jealous of every girl who is naturally beautiful and skinny.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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I wasnt a heartthrob at school, I was a geek. I was a gawky 17 year-old. A lanky, skinny, awkward kid. My friends treat me the way they always did. If I was arrogant towards them they would kick my ass.
Zac Efron
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Growing up, I was horribly self-conscious about how skinny I was. You think it's never going to be as horrible as sixth, seventh, eighth grade when all the other girls are getting boobs. Now, all of a sudden, it's back to people saying things to me again.
Ellen Pompeo
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Sports nurtures dreams of achieving self confidence and masculine striving for the skinny kid watching a boxer dance around the ring with sublime ease.
Armstrong Williams
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I dont know if people think celebrities dont have insecurities, but everyone does. Mine personally is weight. I could be as skinny as ever, but to somebody else, I may not ever be good enough.
Khloe Kardashian
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Girls, the only time its ok to be skeleton skinny is when you are dead, so eat the freakin cookie and enjoy it.
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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No offense to ugly women but I need a pretty face. If you skinny or eat plenty it don't matter either way.
Jae Millz
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I hate it when skinny girls complain about being fat. Seriously bro, do you wanna date a walking stick? Hell no.
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I'd much rather be known as some curvy Kate than as some skinny stick.
Kate Winslet
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