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Funny Smart Food Quotes & Sayings
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Sacred cows make the best hamburger
Mark Twain
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Fish are friends, not food! -Bruce
Finding Nemo
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I feel so lucky having the best boyfriend in the whole wide world. You are caring, sweet, amazing, funny and smart...Being handsome is just a bonus. Happy Anniversary!
Unknown
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We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergic to shit. You think anyone in Rwanda's got a f*cking lactose intolerance?!
Chris Rock
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When poets write about food it is usually celebratory. Food as the thing-in-itself, but also the thoughtful preparation of meals, the serving of meals, meals communally shared: a sense of the sacred in the profane.
Joyce Carol Oates
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I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.
Megan Fox
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I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.
Megan Fox
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I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.
Megan Fox
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Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
Yul Brynner
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No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
Unknown
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Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.
Tucker Carlson
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They're great girls. They're very funny, they're very smart, they're fun to be with. They're very lively, as I think people can tell. And you know, they're very confident girls.
Laura Bush
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You took my daughter's virginity! Sorry sir, it won't happen again...
Unknown
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Nobody cares that youre smart and nobody cares that your kids dont have bruises.
Jim Jefferies
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I dont hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
Unknown
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dear teacher, its not fair to put all the smart kids into one group, sincerely failing and in need of the grade.
Drew Fonner
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
Yogi Berra
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I admire your use of the Food Network as a distraction from your eating disorder.
Unknown
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Onions think that they are ugly because you cry after you get them naked.
Unknown
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If I am wearing an apron, shits about to get crazy in the kitchen.
Unknown
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