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Funny Song Status About Jason Alden Quotes & Sayings
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I'm ready to take our relationship to the level of appearing together in a Facebook profile picture.
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Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
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Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
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I learned very early in life that: "Without a song, the day would never end; without a friend, a man ain't got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend- without a song" So I keep singing a song.
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I wonder how some people can keep up with both their Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook...I cant even keep up with the Kardashians.
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Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what it goes to...
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What song do I like to sing at karaoke? Well, it used to be...what's that song? Holy crap, I can't remember the song...what was that I used to sing, 'Any Man Of Mine' a country song.
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'
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