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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
Unknown
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A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
Rhonda Hansome
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I got a note from my mom, and she said, 'You finally arrived. You've been nominated in the same category with Christopher Plummer'...So, I got my mom's approval, which is enough, you know what I mean? I don't need a statue.
Woody Harrelson
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I take this chance to thank you for your immeasurable contribution to my life.Thank you mom and I love.
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Step Mom, you entered our family at my father's side with wisdom and patience. Though of your flesh I was not conceived, you cared and filled an empty need.
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If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was handsome I would have exactly one dollar...Thanks mom!!!!
Kevin McCarty
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Mom is such a special word, the loviest I've ever heard. A toast to you above all the rest, Mom you're so special you are simply the best. Happy Mother's Day!
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Levi was gonna stay home, but then he said, 'Dad, mom, I wanna go support mom's purses!' At 30 days old, he's talking about stuff like that!
Matthew McConaughey
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You know you're a Military Mom, when the National Anthem and other patriotic songs bring tears to your eyes and puts a lump in your throat.
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They say you shouldn't lie to your doctor. But admit it, if they ask if you've ever had s.., and your mom is right there, you're gonna say no.
Risa Schizophrenia
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My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers.
Pauly Shore
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Look at me mom, look at me mom! -Stevie Janowski
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I miss my mom. If nobody else has my back I know my mom does.
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I think being mom is a lifetime contract...24/7.
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I love my mom for being the best mom in the world!
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My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I'm going to tell her I'm dating two different guys...Mr. Duracell and Mr. Energizer.
Michelle Landry
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As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
Oscar Wilde
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I do get quite a bit of fan mail and most of it is just nice normal stuff. But I have had underwear sent to me and one pair had my face on, which was rather weird. My mom sorts through some of it for me and its the best job for a mom to do, they love it!
Channing Tatum
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I remember when I was younger, driving around New York with my mom and going to auditions. Id be like, Mom drive us by the hookies! Hookers. I called them hookies. There was one street in the Meatpacking District where they all lined up. So I was definitely a part of the dangerous New York when I was younger. But now I feel like New York is so safe. I can walk down the street by myself. When I was younger, my mom was like, Hold my hand! It was always a little sketchy. But now Times Square is like Disneyland.
Kirsten Dunst
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My mom was sarcastic about men. She would tell me Adam was the rough draft and Eve was the final product. She was a feminist minister, an earth mom who wore a bra only on Sundays.
Daphne Zuniga
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