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Funny Status About Baby Daddy Quotes & Sayings
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Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke.
Shadawcatt
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hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm 4 months pregnant, and its your baby .
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Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom.
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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pu... when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"
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A grown man is so secure with himself he will go flip burgers to make sure his baby can eat.
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Thanks for inviting me to your baby shower, it reminded me to take my birth control pill.
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I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.
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Snooki is expecting her baby on December 21, 2012. I guess the Mayans knew what they were talking about...
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
Unknown
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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Usually a broke a.. black man; Who you met through a friend and had s.. wit when you was upset and confused. Now you don had his baby and he dont pay child support and denies yo son ray ray.
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You may not be my biological father, but you're the one that I'm proud to call daddy. Thank you for being the best daddy in the world. Love you daddy.
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I didn't scream out someone else's name during s.....I was just thinking of baby names in case you get pregnant.
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When someone looks at your baby pictures and jokingly says 'Aww you were soo cute! What happened?' Tell them; 'B*tch, I got s..y, that's what happened.'
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all I really know her baby daddy wanna feature.
Tity Boi
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Baby needs Pampers. Daddy needs at least three weeks in the Hamptons.
Jay Z
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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