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Funny Status On Ex Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings
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You should never underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault.
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I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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When my girlfriend is angry, I go to Facebook and constantly refresh my relationship status to see if I'm single again.
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To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique to me. God forbid I ever find another woman that fat and hairy.
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Girlfriend, girlfriend, you could be my girlfriend. You could be my girlfriend until the world ends. Make you dance do a spin and a twirl and voice goin crazy on this hook like a whirl wind. Swaggie.
Justin Bieber
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A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you". Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?". Boy replies, "Its me. Talking to my beer."
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If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your status to 'Single' and wait 3-5 minutes...
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Just called the police on my girlfriend. She hasn't committed a crime, I just want them to come and remind her she has the right to remain silent.
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Never laugh at your girlfriend's choices. You are one of them.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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Don't hate me because I'm handsome, hate me because your girlfriend thinks I am.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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Dear boyfriend, I do not want to see pictures of you with your ex-girlfriend. Get rid of them please. Sincerely, current girlfriend.
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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