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Funny Statuses About Ex Boyfriends Quotes & Sayings
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I got bullied in high school. A lot of girls were so mean to me because their boyfriends wanted to hang out with me and my girls, so they pretty much bullied me to the point where I was crying at night.
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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.
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The boyfriends who still hold bags, open doors, tell their girlfriends they're beautiful and show respect like real men.
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Single life is no drama with boyfriends and their related dramas.
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Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.
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The truth is, most celebrities are doing the same things most other people are doing every daywork, have dinner, hang out with your friends when you can, try and keep up with the crazy world we're living in and squeeze in some zzz's. There's not nearly as much stealing and obsessing and middle-of-the-night secret calls to ex-boyfriends and scheming and cheating. Most of it's just bullshit, however entertaining.
Jennifer Aniston
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Those annoying people who make Facebook statuses every 10 minutes...
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You can't be late until you show up.
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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You can't stand girls that talk about missing their boyfriends who live a few hours away. You just want to yell drive and go see them them because if you had the chance, you would jump on the first plane to go see your soldier no matter how far it is.
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If you're the girl that needs a boyfriend, and once she loses that boyfriend needs to replace it with a different boyfriend, it's just this constant stream of boyfriends all the time. I don't feel like I ever want to be that girl.
Taylor Swift
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The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.
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I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Taylor Swift's hair is curly. I have curly hair. OK. So where are all MY boyfriends?!
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It's so odd. I like the bad-boy types. Generally the guy I'm attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. He's usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar. But my serious boyfriends are relatively clean-cut, nice guys. So it's strange.
Megan Fox
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It's so odd. I like the bad-boy types. Generally the guy I'm attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. He's usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar. But my serious boyfriends are relatively clean-cut, nice guys. So it's strange.
Megan Fox
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