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Funny Stuff On Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??
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I'm glad you work out your issues on Facebook rather than half-naked on stage in front of millions of people.
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When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk to hear my robot voice...
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Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
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I've realized that instead of posting all my problems on Facebook, its better to find solutions for them on Google.
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If Facebook is like dating, then Twitter is like a one night stand - it's fun while you're doing it, you finish in like 5 minutes, and you feel real cheap afterwards.
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It's adorable when sleep tries to compete with Facebook.
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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Ghetto people always naming their kids after stuff they cant afford; Mercedes, Bentley, Pearl, Child support.
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On the 12th day of Facebook, Facebook gave to me, 12 pouters pouting, 11 pokers poking, 10 haters hating, 9 dudes I'm blocking, 8 attention seekers, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 invitations, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends requests & sleaze who won't stop in-boxing meeee!
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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
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Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status? Of course I like my status. I'm hilarious.
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The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
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I'll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go out to buy new ones.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious.
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