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Funny That Make His Day Quotes & Sayings
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Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
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Right from when I was born till today, there hasn't been a single day when I have not thanked God for blessing me with a mother as wonderful and fine as you. Happy Mother's day dearest Mom! Today is your day, so make it large!
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a beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you been drinkin jack and coke all morning. she can make you feel high, for the single greatest comodity known to man - promise. promise of a better day, promise of a greater hope, promise of a new tomorrow. this particular aura, can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl, in her smile, in her soul, and the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like its gonna be ok
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If you're sad about being alone on Valentines Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.
Azgraybebly Joslan
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Start the day off right...On the toilet...Shitting out yesterday's bullshit getting ready to digest today.
Marlon Wayans
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May your Boss's Day consist of terrified employees awkwardly lavishing you with gifts they can barely afford.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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Mother's Day. The backbone of every family, who knows what you need even before you asked or wished, who's ready to make food for you no matter what's the time, the best medium of communication between you and your father, At your worst time who cried all night and take care of yours And make you believe that nothing will happen to you, the only women who's food you never complain and fed of, even you got the same meal every day, In this cruel world, Being a mother is the only role no one hates or neglect, no matter she exists or not, we all know we are nothing without her love and sacrifices,according to me it's the God best avatar ever had and ever will. Happy Mother's day to all wonderful mother's out there.
Nishan Panwar
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Make any mistakes today? It's ok! Tomorrow is a brand new day. Learn from your mistakes, and make the next day better than the one before.
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I smile because you're my Mother. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it. Happy Mom's Day!
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Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
David Letterman
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Im choosing my words carefully cause Im sure, when it comes to being naked with Jennifer Aniston, they will be printed. But, believe it or not, it was just really silly, fun, funny and entertaining, at the end of the day.
Charlie Day
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I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come.
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Have regular hours for work and play; make each day both useful and pleasant, and prove that you understand the worth of time by employing it well. Then youth will be delightful, old age will bring few regrets, and life will become a beautiful success.
Louisa May Alcott
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A girl only needs three things in her life: love to make her weak, alcohol to make her strong, and friends to pick her up when the first two make her hit the ground.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Those special people who believe in others give them the courage to succeed. It really means a lot to work with someone who's so understanding & supportive. Have a Great Day
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Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't know how to break this to you but I think she's banging your dad!
Russ Meneve
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I'm honoring you this Boss's Day by spending only half my workday on email, social media, dating sites, and po..ography.
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The fear about losing a loved one is the fear of change itself. Being used to one person, day after day, then to one day wake up all alone, a whole new day. Think of it as a chance to start over, to learn from the past and make a brand new beginning.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who deserves a much better Mother's Day than I'm capable of pulling off without her help.
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