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Funny Thin Girls Quotes & Sayings
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Good girls are bad girls who never get caught.
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Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.
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Girls spend hours deciding what to wear, and all guys do is try to picture us naked.
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How ya gonna make some time when all you got is one thin dime and one thin dime won't even shine your sho..?
George Benson
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I thinned them out real thin once and it just didn't look like me. I know it was in style to have really thin eyebrows, but it didn't look right on my face.
Denise Richards
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The pressure on women to be thin is like a plague. I have gone through my life, like a lot of women, rating my experiences on the basis of, 'Was I thin at that time or fat?' And it doesn't seem to let up.
Felicity Huffman
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I want to find a way to reach young women emotionally and also to start providing clothing for them so that they can wear the same things their thin friends can wear. I really want to do evening wear and prom dresses for these girls.
Delta Burke
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Inside me theres a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes
Bob Thaves
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I didn't have any confidence as a young girl, because all the other girls had breasts and hips. I was always thin, always called the stick or the pencil. I didn't have a boyfriend until I was 16, and he was eight years older. My father was furious about this 24-year-old, and I had to hide the relationship.
Ellen Pompeo
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
Seann William Scott
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At least you're as thin as the college rejection letters you're receiving.
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I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.
David Niven
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My eyes are too big, my nose is too flat, my ears stick out, my mouth is too big and my face is too small... my body is thin as a clarinet and my ankles are so skinny that I wear two pairs of bobby socks because I don't want people to see how thin they are.
Goldie Hawn
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In the morning we received some very thin coffee. For lunch we had potato soup with a few pieces of meat in it, in the evening we had a very thin meat soup with some potatoes in it.
Leon Askin
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As to the myth about Fat Girls and certain abilities to achieve multiple...ummm...my only comment on THAT topic, having both thin and fat and, also, coincidently a girl...is that it most likely has to do with genetics. And praise the Goddess Aphrodite and her son Eros that I know all about those good genetics.
Owen J McClain
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Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot.
Justin Bieber
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I wanna be thin so badly. I wanna feel good about myself. I wanna be one of those athletic girls. I wanna feel beautiful. I just wanna be happy...
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If you should go skating On the thin ice of modern life Dragging behind you the silent reproach Of a million tear-stained eyes Don't be surprised when a crack in the ice Appears under your feet. You slip out of your depth and out of your mind With your fear flowing out behind you As you claw the thin ice.
Pink Floyd
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Even the prettiest girls feel ugly sometimes. The happiest girls cry at night, the most independent girls feel alone. We might all be living different lives, but when it comes down to it, We are all fighting the same monsters.
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