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Funny Things To Put In Twitter Bio Quotes & Sayings
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The lack of intelligence, narrow minded views and pure ignorance I see on twitter sometimes is a joke.
Unknown
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One of the great uses of Twitter and Facebook will be to prove at the Last Day that prayerlessness was not from lack of time.
John Piper
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Twitter is making people really think they are famous. This generation is stuck on social media and its sad.
Unknown
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You broke and now you bitter but how the hell is a ni... gon start beef with me on his f*cking Twitter.
Ludacris
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Refreshingly common sensical with an inerudite swagger. What you got? I am here to learn.
Unknown
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Imagine life is like Twitter. If someone is talking crap about you, dont reply just BLOCK!
Perez Hilton
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Changing my Twitter name isn't a top priority right now. Sorry it bothers so many of you. Should I not tweet until I do? Does it really matter?
Demi Moore
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It's just nice to work hard and be rewarded, which is having lots of people watch. And the icing on the cake is for me is to be able to walk around with pride, feeling that the product you put out is worthy of being watched. But honestly, it's not a big deal. I don't put too much stock in fame or celebrity anyway. I don't put it in the 'important' box.
Christopher Meloni
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We've put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it.
Frank A Clark
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Once I put my problems into perspective, how long should I leave them in?
John Alejandro King
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Seeing old pictures with people you're no longer friends with is sad sometimes, its funny how things change...
Unknown
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The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.
Karl Marx
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To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
Paul Ehrlich
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40 is when your body gives your brain a list of things its not going to do anymore.
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In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Johann Von Neumann
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A girl shuld be two things classy and fabulous.
Coco Chanel
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Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
Unknown
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Girls are like Jedi's, they can lift things without even touching them...if you know what I mean.
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The last thing every pilot does before leaving the aircraft after making a gear up landing is to put the gear selection lever in the 'down' position.
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I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide...
Mitch Hedberg
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