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My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures.
Michael Caine
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Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one.
WC Fields
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Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
WC Fields
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Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.
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Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession...
Melchor Lim
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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
Tim Allen
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Too many women have too much leisure time for their own good. They have time for criticism, gossip, faultfinding, and complaining. They have time for idle games and lay too much attention to things of the flesh. There are other women who have too little time for the enduring things of life. They are too busy flitting about doing this and that. They have great activity and much doing, but they lack time for building Christian characters. Both kinds of women...the too-idle and the too-busy need to take time for meditation and quiet repose in prayer to God. They need time to cultivate their souls that in turn they may cultivate their childrens lives.
Billy Graham
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I can only assume that women hate on other women because they've run out of things to hate about themselves.
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Please know that I am aware of the hazards. I want to do it because I want to do it. Women must try to do things as men have tried. When they fail, their failure must be a challenge to others.
Amelia Earhart
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A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
Chauncey Depew
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I don't get nervous if I'm surrounded by beautiful women. I know they're all too busy hating each other to notice me.
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I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
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There are two ways to rule a women and nobody knows them...
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There's definitely a difference with men and women in comedy. If you wrote a list of the last 20 comedies in the past four years, a lot of them are based on a male character. That's just kind of way that it is. There are some movies that break the mold, but for the most part women in comedies play that lesser role. I think that's changing, and I think that's great thing. There are so many funny women out there.
Kristen Wiig
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fu..
George Carlin
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Women are like telephones; They like to be held and talked to, but if you push the wrong buttons you might get disconnected!
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A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
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Women are like fish... neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.
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You couldn't get hold of the things you'd done and turn them right again. Such a power might be given to the gods, but it was not given to women and men, and that was probably a good thing. Had it been otherwise, people would probably die of old age still trying to rewrite their teens.
Stephen King
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Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money.
Satchel Paige
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