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Funny Thought For The Day Quotes & Sayings
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Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
Unknown
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I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: Oh well, and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
Benny Hill
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Best thing about Friday is telling my coworkers 'What is the chip-shop owner's favorite day? Fry-day!!!!' One day they will laugh. One day...
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As a child, I thought Hump Day was a scheduled day for mommies & daddies to have special love wrestling time. Now I know it's just Wednesday.
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To me, there are three things we all should do every day. We should do this every day of our lives. Number one is laugh. You should laugh every day. Number two is think. You should spend some time in thought. And number three is, you should have your emotions moved to tears, could be happiness or joy. But think about it. If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special.
Jim Valvano
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Try living one day without any unhealthy thoughts. It may be very difficult, but try another day, until it becomes habitual, and life will move in the direction of becoming healthy, vital, and alive.
Bernard M Baruch
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I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day.
Mo Rocca
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May your day be touched with sunshine your heart overflow with love & your soul sing with hope. May everything in your life sparkle with a radiance that comes only from happiness. Happy Boss Day!
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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Study without thought is vain: thought without study is dangerous.
Confucious
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Happy Mother's Day to a mom who shouldn't assume my graduation means the end of my financial dependency.
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Think of the day God will ask of you, "What did you do in my Name?" not as a fearful thought but as a motivational one
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It's so weird. The day my father died. I thought it'd be all grim and stormy. It's just another day.
Rose Tyler
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For all the love you've given me, I will one day pay your nursing home bill.
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Happy Father's Day to a grandfather I hope to fool into believing I've visited since last Father's Day.
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Let's set aside time this Mother's Day to mock the disintegrating s.. lives of our friends with children.
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My Mother's Day gift to you is not deleting the embarrassing comments you make on my Facebook Wall.
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who expects to be treated like a queen on this and every other day.
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