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In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em to fu.. with you.
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
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Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
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You didn't want to be my friend in elementary school. You didn't want to be my friend in junior high school. And you certainly weren't my friend in high school. Why on Earth do you want to be my Facebook friend today?
William E Lewis Jr
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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Face your problems don't Facebook your problems.
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Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
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Dance like the photos not being tagged. Love like you've never been unfriended. Sing like nobody's following. Share like you care. And do it all like it wont end up on Youtube!
Raymond Estrada
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When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
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Linkedin invitations are like herpes...They pop up from time to time to remind you they still exist and nobody wants them.
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I'd be more upset about the NSA accessing my phone records if I used my phone for anything but texting and taking pictures of my d..k.
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If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'
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I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, You're next.
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The awkward moment, when Usain Bolt runs faster than your internet connection.
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I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
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