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Funny Valentines Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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First order of business: I will not be doing any 'That's What She Said' jokes. It's just too hard for me...
Steve Carell
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What did the two ghosts say to each other? Hey boo...
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Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
Silvio Berlusconi
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X-rays will prove to be a hoax
Samuel Butler
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Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes.
Martin Short
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Don't make jokes about food.
David Lean
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I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
Drew Carey
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Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
Silvio Berlusconi
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Valentines Day is a masochistic holiday. If you're in a relationship, then this is the one day you're supposed to say 'I love you', and send gifts to ensure that it means more than the other 364 days of the year; and if you're single, you feel misera
St Basil
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
Unknown
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Don't get me presents, don't get me roses and don't get me chocolates this Valentine's Day. All I want from you is a sweet kiss and a promise that you will always be by my side. Happy Valentines Day.
Unknown
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Even without Valentine's Day, you're my valentine. I don't need a special day to celebrate your love in my life. But since today the world is celebrating anyway, I'm here to wish you a Happy Valentines Day.
Unknown
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You fill my heart with beauty. You lighten up my darkest day. You make me happier than I could ever be. I love each and every day just because your a part of it. I love you. Happy Valentines day.
Unknown
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I plan to stare in your eyes for the whole day today. That's my plan for Valentine's Day. How does that sound to you? Happy Valentines Day sweetheart.
Unknown
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When my mother died, I had to go on air that night and do jokes.
Graham Kennedy
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Laughing at your own joke so hard that you can barely tell it.
Unknown
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For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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All of my jokes were about not being able to meet anybody. I didn't have any insight into anything - even my own insecurities.
Judd Apatow
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My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.
Emily Deschanel
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If you keep making jokes like that, somebody is going to shoot you, father.
Mary Todd Lincoln
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