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Funny Water Bottleses Dead Friend Quotes & Sayings
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If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But ONLY if you're serious about adopting the vulture. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)
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It's a beautiful thing, diving into the cool crisp water and then just sort of being able to pull your body through the water and the water opening up for you.
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A friend helps you up when you get knocked down, a true friend says "Stay down, I got this."
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "boy was that fun."
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A friend of the devil is a friend of mine.
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A good friend would bail you out of jail, but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, "damn that was awesome".
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That one friend that can make anything funny just by the way they say it.
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Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way.
Tom Hiddleston
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Water, water, every where, And all the boards did shrink; Water, water, every where, Nor any drop to drink.
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Being a best friend is more than sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.
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You didn't want to be my friend in elementary school. You didn't want to be my friend in junior high school. And you certainly weren't my friend in high school. Why on Earth do you want to be my Facebook friend today?
William E Lewis Jr
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Twinkies are the best friend I've ever had.
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Real friends don' t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you even something more offensive
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A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious, a friend is you.
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When we first talked to each other I knew we would always be friends. Our friendship has kept on growing and I'll be here for you to the end. You listen when I have a problem and help dry the tears from my face. You take away my sorrow and put happiness in its place. We can't forget the fun we've had. Laughing 'til our faces turn blue. Talking of things only we find funny. People think we're insane. If they only knew! I guess this is my way of saying thanks for catching me when I fall. Thanks once again for being such a good friend and being here with me through it all.
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It is wise to bring some water, when one goes out to look for water
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I'll be your friend till the episode comes in which Tom finally eats Jerry!
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Do you mind if my friend sits this one out...she's just dead!
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