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SINGLE AND (maybe if youre attractive funny and educated and/or Ryan Gosling ) READY TO MINGLE.
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The thing about legs is youre born with them. Anybody can go out and buy boobs. But youre either blessed with attractive legs or youre not. Thats what makes them so s..y.
Stacy Keibler
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Its funny because Im playing a dad in some scenes in Breaking Dawn and Im portraying one in a movie Im doing now as well. Im terrified about doing it. I dont know what Im going to do when it comes to those scenes. Ive been complaining so much about having the makeup on and contact lenses. Kristen [Stewart] is like, Youre so pathetic. You have to just get over it. Why cant you just get used to it? Now, since Kristen has to wear contact lens, too, I can finally be like, You will know what its like. Youre going to be in constant aggravation the whole time. Which is great.
Robert Pattinson
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youre not really allowed to complain about any of this fame. Youre just supposed to be grateful. And obviously, I get it. Youre lucky and you should appreciate your luck. But, I mean, it just seems if you even hint that theres a bad side to any of this people will be like, Liar! I guess its because people want to have it as a dream.
Robert Pattinson
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When youre in the public eye, youre a role model whether you want to be or not, and I want to be. Im not one of those self-obsessed artists who dont care about their fans. Its not just about the music. I look out into the O2 and there are 18,000 screaming young people and I have a responsibility to them and youre an idiot if you dont know that.
Lady Gaga
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As an actor I think youre always going to ride a fine line between doing something because you believe its the right thing to do, and guessing what the public wants to see. For politicians it must be the same, if not more so. You have to be quite vigilant with yourself and question why youre doing certain things as well as whats behind all that. Because otherwise, you can find yourself having made choices for the wrong reasons. And suddenly youre a completely different person than the one you thought you were a year earlier.
Michael Sheen
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Me jealous of you? Haha, youre funny.
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Me jealous of you? Haha, youre funny.
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Music is more difficult - try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political.
Thom Yorke
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I made a funny son and youre not laughin.
Foghorn Leghorn
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The next time you think youre perfect, try walking on water.
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If your attack is going too well, youre walking into an ambush.
Infantry Journal
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Forty isnt old, if youre a tree.
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It's funny by putting up walls, you think youre protecting yourself, but you get to live less.
Kristen Stewart
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The moment you give up your principles, and your values, you are dead, your culture is dead, your civilization is dead. Period.
Oriana Fallaci
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Dead battles, like dead generals, hold the military mind in their dead grip.
Barbara Tuchman
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Since youre walkin in my direction I guess Ill walk the opposite way.
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Its lame when Im hanging out with my friends and theyre so busy taking pictures to put on Facebook, instead of enjoying what theyre doing. Youre gonna look back and have 10 million pictures, but youre not in one of them because you were too busy clicking away. I think its best to stop telling people about it and enjoy the moment youre in yourself.
Miley Cyrus
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Better off dead, yeah better off dead, why don't you try pushing daisies instead.
Bad Religion
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You know when youre in a movie and you dont know anybody else in the theater and the most beautiful thing happens on the screen? Everybody there feels this overwhelming sense of whatever that emotion is? Youre surrounded by strangers but youre all feeling the same thing. The feeling is intensified because its being shared by three hundred people all at the same instant. Thats what we try to do, too.
Chris Carrabba
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