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Funny Wine And C Quotes & Sayings
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I like my wine like my women...ready to pass out.
Robin Williams
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A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
Charles Baudelaire
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Homos..uality may be proscribed in the Old Testament, but it's not in the New, because I believe that Jesus was more tolerant. 'I'm bringing the water to Steve and Gary's wedding this weekend. Although I probably shouldn't turn it into a house wine: those guys know the difference.'
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Whereas wine disorders the mental faculties, opium introduces amongst them the most exquisite order, legislation and harmony. Wine robs a man of self-possession; opium greatly invigorates it.
Thomas De Quincey
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I was afraid of love, I thought love took time, like a fine wine aging in the cellar. I was wrong. Love is there from the moment you see that person, embrace it let it grow, follow your heart, not your mind.
Unknown
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Writer and tequila drinker living in the heart of wine country. It's wine, people, not the ejaculate of Christ.
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Old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
Athenaeus
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Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may follow strong drink; that continue until night, till wine inflame them! And the harp, and the viol, the tabret, and pipe, and wine, are in their feasts: but they regard not the work of the LORD, neither consider the operation of his hands.
Bible
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Who needs a boyfriend when cheese/wine/my bed will never leave me/judge me/tell me to stop eating cheese & drinking wine in bed?
Unknown
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Funny you mention my dinner parties when I have just suggested that inviting close friends over to share a meal with candlelight and wine at your table could be a form of religious experience for some people To me it's a form of sacrament.
Sally Quinn
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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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Now the restaurants have begun to catch up with the wine-making; there are numerous great restaurants in Napa Valley, and it's wonderful because the people are there for just that: great food and great wine.
Thomas Keller
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This Bastille Day, let's be even more pretentious about ordering wine.
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But they said, We will drink no wine: for Jonadab the son of Rechab our father commanded us, saying, Ye shall drink no wine, neither ye, nor your sons for ever: Neither shall ye build house, nor sow seed, nor plant vineyard, nor have any: but all your days ye shall dwell in tents; that ye may live many days in the land where ye be strangers.
Bible
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I think that at the supper I neither receive flesh nor blood, but bread and wine; which bread when it is broken, and the wine when it is drunken, put me in remembrance how that for my sins the body of Christ was broken, and his blood shed on the cross.
Jane Grey
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My party time is usually a dinner party with friends. I couldn't give a f**k about going to clubs. I want to drink really good wine and really good beer, because I like really good wine and really good beer.
Katy Perry
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Food - taken to support life Wine - taken to enrichen life Food and Wine - taken to fulfill life
John Kenneth Galbraith
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A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
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But they also have erred through wine, and through strong drink are out of the way; the priest and the prophet have erred through strong drink, they are swallowed up of wine, they are out of the way through strong drink; they err in vision, they stumble in judgment.
Bible
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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